Chemical GuysWAC_707RU_16 EcoSmart Waterless Car Wash & Wax Ready To Use, Safe for Cars, Trucks, SUVs, Motorcycles, RVs & More, 16 fl oz

Listen, I’m not saying my car is a magnet for bird poop, but if there was an Olympic event for “Most Creative Splatter Patterns by Feathered Fiends,” my poor sedan would be the canvas of champions. No matter where I park—shady tree, open lot, or that one sketchy spot by the dumpster—birds find me. It’s like they’ve got a group chat called “Operation: Ruin This Guy’s Paint Job.” So, when I discovered the Chemical Guys WAC_707RU_16 EcoSmart Waterless Car Wash & Wax, it was like finding Excalibur in a porta-potty. This stuff is my new ride-or-die, and I keep a bottle in my car at all times, right next to my emergency granola bars and my girlfriend’s glittery sunglasses she insists on leaving everywhere.Here’s the scene: I’m on a date, feeling like James Bond in my (freshly washed) car, when—SPLAT—a bird unloads what looks like a Jackson Pollock masterpiece on my hood. My girlfriend, bless her, screams, “Not again! It’s like they’re aiming for you!” I don’t panic. I’m a man with a plan. I pull over, whip out my EcoSmart like it’s a lightsaber, and get to work. This stuff is magic. You spray it on, wipe it with a microfiber cloth (pro tip: keep those in your trunk too), and boom—bird poop vanishes faster than my dignity when I tried to “taste the rainbow” with her kombucha collection. The wax in it leaves my car shinier than my forehead after a spicy taco night, and it’s so easy I could do it blindfolded (though I don’t recommend trying).The best part? It’s waterless, so I’m not out here looking like a soggy chihuahua trying to hose down my car in a gas station parking lot. It’s safe for my car’s paint, my motorcycle, and probably my ego if I could spray it there. Plus, it smells like victory, not like the inside of a bird’s regret. I’ve used it on my SUV, my buddy’s RV, and even my neighbor’s creepy van with the wizard mural—works like a charm every time.One time, I was mid-wipe when my girlfriend goes, “Babe, you’re like a poop-fighting superhero!” and I’m pretty sure that’s the moment I peaked in life. The EcoSmart is my cape. It’s compact, so it fits in my glovebox, ready for the next avian assault. And let’s be real, with my luck, I’ll be fending off a Hitchcock-level bird attack by next Tuesday.Verdict: The Chemical Guys EcoSmart Waterless Car Wash & Wax is a 16-ounce bottle of pure, bird-poop-destroying joy. It’s easy, effective, and makes my car look so good my girlfriend almost forgave me for eating her last yogurt. If you’re battling the same feathered foes I am, get this stuff. Your car—and your sanity—will thank you. Five stars, no contest. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I hear a suspicious caw outside.Note: No birds were harmed in the making of this review, but I’m definitely side-eyeing that pigeon on my mailbox.

Goes on easy, wipes off easy, leaves a nice shine.

Fast delivery. Items as described. Buy with confidence.

As a professional detailer I don't always have the time to wash my own vehicles. So this is my go to for my ceramic coated car.Keeps that professional level shine going and I can literally spot clean on the fly like when I get gas and my windshield has bugs and such.I even offer waterless wash to customers and while not a whole lot of business there, they are blown away how good their cars look from about 8oz of this stuff.For hand-wash I use their Extreme Body Was unless I'm doing a ceramic coating when I have an affair with 🐢 wax.

This is a great stuff! I cleaned my car very easily that needed a good wash for a very-very long time AND got off bird's poop that also was there for a bit too long! I was very pleasantly surprised how great this stuff worked!! So not messy! Totally awesome! Highly recommend!

What a crazy cool product. You can get your car mirror finish without a drop of water. Just follow the instructions and use a REAL microfiber cloth and you'll be blown away with this. You can have the best chemicals/ washing products in the world but your car will look like trash if you don't use a good cloth. Hence I but theirs lol. But seriously, this stuff is liquid gold for being lazy and not having to go crazy with tons of water and a bucket ect ect. Fantastic stuff

This product will fill up the chemical guys 1.5L spray bottle 4 times. The 1.5L bottle gives me 8 full washes so I'll be able to wash my Jeep 32 times with this one bottle. Super simple other than the math on filling up the 1.5L bottle. My math came up with 3.25oz and the bottle is 16 so I just used 4oz per fill up. It gets bugs and road grime off fairly well but, when you buff it, it shines like brand new. The smell is really pleasing to where it's kind of addictive and the sent stays even after being buffed.

First off, this bottle comes as a concentrated product that needs to be mixed with distilled water. You mix 1 ounce of this bottle with 16 ounces of distilled water to make a 16 oz bottle of spray. So the company says that you get 8 times as much spray with this large 128 gallon size bottle. This is correct, but they are not taking in to account the amount of spray you actually make at 1 oz per 16 oz ratio. If you make 16 ounces of spray for each 1 ounce of concentrated formula of the 128 oz in this bottle, you can make 2048 oz of ready to spary. The cost of 128 pre-made 16 ounce bottles would be over $1600 at $12.99 each. But you get 128 x 16 oz bottles for only $82-$99 depending if you can get it on sale. Thats a savings of over $1500 for the same amount of "ready to spray mix" from this 128 oz concentrated bottle. I recommend the gallon (128 oz) bottle over all others due to the savings alone. Even if you use 2 oz of concentrated formula to 16 oz of distilled water, you are still saving over $700 by mixing this yourself instead of buying it pre-made at $12.99 a bottle. And you still get 64 x 16oz bottles of "ready to spray" cleaner. This is going to last me a long time.